Sunday, March 25, 2012

PHOTO: Kseniya will tech you how to loose fat

Kseniya Bubenko was a normal girl. And like most of her contemporaries, she also one day said that no harm would be to lose a little fat from the tummy and hips. Unlike most, however, did not stop at Kseniya "slag" and continued the diet, although no fat was left on the body.


She started to progressively  losing muscle mass, and finally stopped at the "dream" weight 20 kg. That is, by the way, the average body weight of a five year old children. Kseniya is but 20 years and (in all decency) - looks like a horror skeleton.

The story of a girl from the Russian town of Yekaterinburg has largely spread on the Internet for what Kseniya demonstrated in a televised talk show, where she advised women how to lose weight. Even invented her own diet, which she proudly calls "victory."












Friday, March 23, 2012

The Last Words of Real Men


The following 10 men looked death in the eye and embraced whatever came next. 



"Now comes the mystery" - Henry Ward, Beecher, clergyman and reformer



"More weight" - Giles Corey ( The 80-year-old Corey was accused of witchcraft during the 1692 Salem trials, but he refused to enter a plea to the court. As punishment, he was laid naked in a pit in a field, and slowly pressed to death over two days. Heavy rocks were gradually placed upon his chest--but he refused to cry out in pain, or enter a plea, and each time he was asked to do so, he simply replied: "More weight." )



"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis" - Humphrey Bogart, actor




"Dont't give up the ship! Fight her till she sinks!" - Captian James Lawrence, US Naval Officer ( During the War of 1812, Lawrence's ship, the USS Chesapeake engaged in battle with the Royal Navy's HMS Shannon. The captain was mortally wounded with small arms fire, but encouraged his men to keep up the fight. His orders became a popular Naval battle cry. )


"Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way." - Robert Erskine Childers, Irish nationalist ( These were Childers' last words to his firing squad before he was executed in 1922 during the Irish Civil War. )


"I am not at least afriad to die" - Charles Darwin, naturalist


"This hath not offended the king" - Thomas More, philosopher ( Thomas More was tried and executed for treason in 1535 because he wouldn't support King Henry VIII's marriage annulment and denied that the king was the head of the Church. Before being beheaded, he said his last words in reference to his beard. He positioned his beard on the executioner's block so that it wouldn't be harmed while he was beheaded. )


"Gentleman, I bid you farewell" - Wallace Hartley, bandmaster on the RMS TItanic


"This is a hell of a way to die" - General George S. Patton ( Patton died in 1945, right before leaving Europe. He was in a car accident en route to a hunting excursion that left him paralyzed from the neck down. He lingered in a hospital in spinal traction for 12 days; twas not the kind of glorious death the lifetime soldier had imagined for himself. )


"Sacrificies must be made!" - Otto Lilienthal, aviation pioneer ( Passionate about the idea of manned flight, Otto Lilienthal was known as the "Glider King" and made over 2,000 flights in glider models he designed himself. In 1896, his glider stalled, and he fell 56 ft, critically fracturing his spine. These were his last words to his brother before he succumbed to the injury. )

Drunk stories. You can't make them up!

Each of us has experienced one alcoholic story. If not, then at least have heard about one. All have one in common - a sober man has trouble believing that something like that could even happen. With drunk logic, all is possible. For example....




Emergency landing

Two drunken British women on the way from Greece to Manchester hardly borne when they stewardess diplomatically said that they will not recieve another plastic glass of wine. They started to be aggressive and at one point even tried to break into the pilot cabin. Obviously they had truly revel in anger, because the crew failed to consult with them eventually. The pilot was forced to make emergency landing in Hamburg, Germany, where the women were quickly arrested.


Made a bed on a power line

When Chinese Li Wang was left by the girl of his dreams, he did what men in his situation generally do - get wasted. In this condition he climbed up on a power line, where he continue to drink, unperturbed by the fact that he could be roasted as a chicken. Wang balanced on the line for three hours, until he lost consciousness, and rescuers were finally able to get him safely down.


Insulted the Catholic Church

Student trip to the island of Crete ended in a fiasco because of alcohol and and a one night stay in jail. A group of Brits got a funny idea disguise as nuns and monastic robes spiced with erotic underwear. "Fully armed" like this the youth then parade at front of the local church, which led many local grannies into a heart attackt. The police arrested them for insulting the church.