Each of us has experienced one alcoholic story. If not, then at least have heard about one. All have one in common - a sober man has trouble believing that something like that could even happen. With drunk logic, all is possible. For example....
Emergency landing
Two drunken British women on the way from Greece to Manchester hardly borne when they stewardess diplomatically said that they will not recieve another plastic glass of wine. They started to be aggressive and at one point even tried to break into the pilot cabin. Obviously they had truly revel in anger, because the crew failed to consult with them eventually. The pilot was forced to make emergency landing in Hamburg, Germany, where the women were quickly arrested.
Made a bed on a power line
When Chinese Li Wang was left by the girl of his dreams, he did what men in his situation generally do - get wasted. In this condition he climbed up on a power line, where he continue to drink, unperturbed by the fact that he could be roasted as a chicken. Wang balanced on the line for three hours, until he lost consciousness, and rescuers were finally able to get him safely down.
Insulted the Catholic Church
Student trip to the island of Crete ended in a fiasco because of alcohol and and a one night stay in jail. A group of Brits got a funny idea disguise as nuns and monastic robes spiced with erotic underwear. "Fully armed" like this the youth then parade at front of the local church, which led many local grannies into a heart attackt. The police arrested them for insulting the church.
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